trukingofskeletonhell:

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

kidzbopdeathgrips:

sexhaver:

“my busch lite is gone”

this is literally fucking poetry

thecharge:

spacespectrum:

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

rexuality:

This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

yurilanegra:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Never forget.

This quote of mine has really travelled uno

hella-gay-trash:

wackcauldron:

dukeonkled:

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

poncho-luke:

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

softswampbutch:

Straight health teacher: so today we’re talking about the LGBT experience-

Me: