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trukingofskeletonhell: katthespacepirate: cryptiboy: the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:45:31 -0400

katthespacepirate:

cryptiboy:

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

kidzbopdeathgrips: sexhaver: “my busch lite is gone” this is...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:42:19 -0400

kidzbopdeathgrips:

sexhaver:

“my busch lite is gone”

this is literally fucking poetry

thecharge: spacespectrum: my armenian father getting angry at a...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:41:13 -0400

thecharge:

spacespectrum:

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

rexuality:This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:02:46 -0400

rexuality:

This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook

kogaroshi: wickedseahag: gays! clean your room

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:59:41 -0400

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

yurilanegra: miseducatedmelanicmuse:Never forget. This quote...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:55:09 -0400

yurilanegra:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:
Never forget.

This quote of mine has really travelled uno

hella-gay-trash: wackcauldron: dukeonkled: hell year hell year...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:12:21 -0400

hella-gay-trash:

wackcauldron:

dukeonkled:

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:15:46 -0400

poncho-luke:

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

greekedtext: 2-face: madamebomb: cephalotodd: we should make fun of americans more. why dont their...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:12:01 -0400

greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

softswampbutch: Straight health teacher: so today we’re talking about the LGBT experience- Me:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:09:05 -0400

softswampbutch:

Straight health teacher: so today we’re talking about the LGBT experience-

Me:

brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:08:49 -0400

brockianultracricket:

rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:08:35 -0400

Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:08:19 -0400

cobaltdays:

batbitequeen:

Oh…

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:08:06 -0400

curiousname-searchinggame:

jordymariesays:

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

WHAT

hungwy: this is the funniest humanity will ever get

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:02:51 -0400

hungwy:

this is the funniest humanity will ever get

stream:Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:00:51 -0400

stream:

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

tranarchist: memser: c-elebutante: real-housewives-of-neotokyo...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:58:31 -0400

tranarchist:

memser:

c-elebutante:

real-housewives-of-neotokyo:

snatchedweaves:

rigaya:

zednanrefkcaj:

My energy

im the girl

EAT THE RICH

Who is she I adore her

okay literally who is she why doesn’t she have her own show

her name is dasha nekrasova!

Some background in her own words:

In an interview with Teen Vogue, Dasha explained what the interview was like. “When I realized I was on Infowars, I was excited because I figured they would say something crazy and funny,” she said. “It wasn’t hard to ‘own’ Ashton because nothing she said made sense or even followed a logical train of thought. I was honestly stunned when she started talking about rats, so a lot of what’s happening with me in the video is sheer bewilderment.”

She also explained her “worms in your brains” comment: “When I said, ‘I just want people to have healthcare, honey,’ one of their reporters said off-camera, ‘That’s what Hugo Chavez said,’” Dasha said. “And when I looked in their eyes, they seemed so sick and crazy, like they had parasites in their brain that were making them say all this stupid, confused sh*t.”

Dasha went on to share why she expressed her support for free universal healthcare, saying, “As an uninsured person, I feel personally victimized by the idea that anyone should be denied healthcare. Poor people shouldn’t get sick and die because they can’t afford to see a doctor, obviously,” she said. She also made a point to distinguish her socialist beliefs from mainstream liberalism.

“When Infowars posted the clip on YouTube, they titled it ‘Liberals Defend Socialism at Bernie Sanders Event,’” she said. “It seems like there is a lot of conservative confusion and conflation of ‘liberal’ and ‘leftist.’

“I’m a democratic socialist and a Bernie supporter and believe in things like wealth redistribution and socialized healthcare,” she said. “I’m not even an especially political or radical person — I read Marx in college, which affirmed my views that capitalism is evil and responsible for many of our social ills, which feels to me like common sense having experienced poverty.”

An Infowars post appears to indicate that the original video of Dasha has been removed. But Dasha wanted to make sure future generations could see her answers.

“I posted the video on my Twitter for posterity,” she said, “and I thought it was funny [that] they took it down because they’re such failures.”

everythingstarstuff: drewcareymore: drewcareymore: drewcareymore: international house of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:54:06 -0400

everythingstarstuff:

drewcareymore:

drewcareymore:

drewcareymore:

international house of Betrayal

internatiomal house of bastards

international house of BAMBOOZLEMENT

international house of BULLSHIT

missauset: Omg

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:53:55 -0400

missauset:

Omg

wakandanrascal:this one of the funnest things to come out of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:53:06 -0400

wakandanrascal:

this one of the funnest things to come out of infinity war